Simple Simon

This crept back into my mind yesterday for some unknown reason. I used to work with this girl who told me this some years ago and I'll never forget the look on her face when she told it; 3 lines cheesey, one straight, it still cracks me up...

Simple Simon met a Pie Man on the way to the fair,
Said Simple Simon, to the Pie Man,
"What have you got there?"
"PIES, you stupid c*nt"