Dog Doo Surprise

What do you get for the person who has everything... everything of yours in a messy lawsuit or divorce proceedings? DOG DOO.

That's right dog doo, doo from a dog at www.dogdoo.com. I'm serious, no shit. Well actually yes shit. You see, DogDoo.com will pick & pack a turd, for a price dependant on size of the dog's egg, and deliver it with the message of your choice, totally anonymously to the one you... want to have a dog doo delivered anonymously to.

If you were looking for the Bonzo Dog Doo-Dah Band, then they're here.

They've got it down to an art form; canned meat makes the pooch's plop too runny and dry scooby snacks mean the canine crap is too crumbly. Mix the two together and what do you get? The perfect dog doo.

So, hurry folks, to get your dog doo posted for Christmas, get your order in by December 19 - from the Econo-Poop to the PooPooGrande, dogodoo.com has a turd for every ocassion.

"For me? Ooooh, I wonder what it can be...?"