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Thursday, February 17, 2005

If I were the King of the Forest...

The cowardly Lion from the Wizard of OzBig D just sparked this one off with a comment about ruling the world, and it made me think...

"What would you do if you ruled the world?"

So c'mon, put 'em up, put 'em uuup...

What would you do?

Free for all, GO...

Blue Skies thinking @ 2/17/2005 08:56:00 AM  

20 Comments:

  • At Thu Feb 17, 11:40:00 AM, Blogger davinian said…

    Ahh, now steady big fella! Don't get me started on what I would or wouldn’t do if I ruled this insignificant planet your call Earth! (just a matter of WHEN not if!)

    To sum it up in one, I would have to rule like Syndrome from the Incredibles, the 'Hero' I would like to point out - not a super rich and twisted villain you are lead to believe in the movie - oh, and by the way the movie is based on real fact and not, (I repeat) not a work of fiction!!!

    So, to recap – I would destroy all hero type persons and take over this corrupt governments (that’s all of them) and run this planet into the ground – I would start by renaming Earth ‘Davinian One’ – ‘An experiment with humanity…’. Umm, that’s not a bad start…

     

  • At Thu Feb 17, 04:08:00 PM, Blogger Lever said…

    LOL - OK, so I missed "The Incredibles"... Hey, hold on a minute, wouldn't that be a great superpower - "not tasting very nice"... Then you and your buddies could be "The Inedibles"...

    ahem

    OK, so you're gonna get rid of Government, rule supreme, call it Davinian One and experiment on humanity... Sounds like L Ron Hubbard's "Battlefield Earth" or that "Planet of the Apes"...

    Anyone else?

     

  • At Thu Feb 17, 05:03:00 PM, Blogger superfan said…

    YOU COULD GET YOUR LIP PEIRCED AT ANY AGE. OH YES AND SAME FOR TATOOS.

    ALSO - ABOLISH THE SCALLIES! ABOLISH THE CHAVS!

     

  • At Thu Feb 17, 06:35:00 PM, Blogger RahX said…

    The first thing I'd do is retire, to a tropical island somewhere.

    I'm not fit to be king of the world. But I'd fit right in with a nice cold drink on the beach building sandcastles for a living.

     

  • At Thu Feb 17, 07:51:00 PM, Blogger rebekah said…

    i'd probably sleep. 'cause i can. and nobody could say anything about it. and if they did, i'd just kill 'em.

     

  • At Thu Feb 17, 09:23:00 PM, Blogger davinian said…

    Now hang on there, you leave Mr Hubbard alone ;-) He had the right idea - but then it kind of all went to his head. What with all those scantily-clad sailor girls trying to out-do each other and attended to his every need... well... I think I rest my case... but then again, he did start one of the most addictive and damn right dangerous cults ever to grace this planet you (now) call Davinian One... anyway, onwards and upwards - I should be going to bed soon - got a busy day tomorrow, what with having my picture taken for the new 1D, 5D, 10D and 20D notes (1D = £1.00 approx) :)

    Later, loyal followers!

     

  • At Fri Feb 18, 06:22:00 AM, Blogger Vadergrrrl said…

    hey sexy honey. just came by to send you some love.

    xxooooo

     

  • At Fri Feb 18, 09:28:00 PM, Anonymous toseef piniyini said…

    What would I do? Well, a lot of things ...

    I would have the OC livestyle and have loads of rachel bilson's running around

    Smoke 'till I die

    Oh man, a loada thingies which I cannot even imagine

    but since this is not gonna happen I'll just settle for eat, internet, and sleep. Man I already do that

     

  • At Sat Feb 19, 12:10:00 AM, Blogger Brom said…

    Oh bloody ell, I read that as "If I were king of the corset" must be still jetlagged!

    If I could I would banish all do-gooders, then if someone made a nuisance of themselves to society they would go to a prison that was HELL. The whacking over the head of some unwelcome visitor in your house with a frying pan would be allowed.

    I would initiate a "Court of common sense" where people who think they have been sued inapropriately could appeal and have their cases reviewed. Such cases would be the compensation claims of people who say scalded their lips on hot coffee, or dried their animal in a microwave, you know the sort of thing. If the court of common sense decided that the claim was inapropriate (or downright stupid and showing a lack of common sense) they would quash the claim and make the claimant pay all the legal costs from the start. I wonder if the trivial cases heard by the legal system would drop?

    Smoking would be totally banned and all tobacco plants eradicated.

    Real ale and other traditional beverages would be tax free, "manufactured" beverages would be taxed to the heavens

    Trousers (pants) for women would be outlawed. ;-)

    The wearing of pop sox would become illegal.

    God I could go on all night.

     

  • At Sat Feb 19, 01:43:00 AM, Blogger rebekah said…

    yeah i like Brom's rules. i wouldnt mine if he ruled the world... smoking is icky ... what are pop sox ? ... i think the first rule i'd make is that morrissey has to marry me ... but i'm selfish that way ...

     

  • At Sat Feb 19, 09:16:00 PM, Blogger superfan said…

    Yeeeehaaaa for the OC! seth cohen in the coolest person EVERRRR appart from ricky whatsisname from Kaiser Chiefs

    <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3

     

  • At Sun Feb 20, 07:25:00 PM, Blogger tescosuicide said…

    Wow... what a question... I would definately live more comfortably...

     

  • At Mon Feb 21, 01:56:00 PM, Blogger Lever said…

    Blooming 'ell - 3 days away and all this happens !!

    Seffy: Funny thought - 3 year olds with tattoos... hmmm. As for abolishing chavs, isn't hunting now illegeal? ;)

    RahX: LOL - nice move dude, though with all the talk of tsunamis you'd have to make sure there was plenty of high ground on the island. Building sandcastles and getting paid for it... awesome thought :D

    Rebekah: Whoah, Rebekah does murderdeathkill with her eyes shut? Awesome. Scary.

    Oh, and Pop sox are those stupid short stockings that are the same length as socks - but if Brom-man bans trousers for women then no woman in her right mind (??) would wear them...

    Davinian: L Ron H was a madman and you know it. Though a boatload of scanties... whew...

    Vadergrrrl: Hey sweet grrrl, your love is always appreciated :D I'll be over in a minute ;)

    XoXOoXOxxoooo X

    Piniyini: LOL, I don't know The OC that much so I'd have to go for the OCC lifestyle - motorbikes and Rachel Bilsons :D

    It may happen - just make loadsa $$ from eat, sleep, 'net, dude ;)

    Brom-man: I may like my beer but I don't need a corset yet :)

    Do-gooders: yep, swap 'em for real ones ;)
    Frying pans: yep. Though my golf clubs are always closer to hand
    Court o' Common Sense: Now THAT sounds bloody brilliant.
    Tobacco: Hmm, what about banning manufactured tobacco and just allowing rolling tobacco and homegrown tobacco...
    No Ale Tax: What a splendid idea. I like that. Lots.
    Girl trousers: yep
    Pop Sox: Ban 'em.
    Good list there, Brom-man :D

    Tescosuicide: Man, that's a simple pleasure but a worthy one... just to not have to worry about paying bills and stuff would be great. That and having a virtually endless budget for musical habits... :D

     

  • At Mon Feb 21, 03:47:00 PM, Blogger superfan said…

    Oh yeah I'd make ricky wilson marry me. Except obviously he'd want to cos I'm just so amazing...

    and modest, too....;)

     

  • At Mon Feb 21, 05:57:00 PM, Blogger davinian said…

    Everybody would have to wear clear-plastic body suits - elasticated of course. Blue rubberised flip-flops and those swimming caps from the 80s - the ones with flowers on! Apart from that - the world as we know it could stay the same...

     

  • At Mon Feb 21, 09:20:00 PM, Blogger Brom said…

    You mean you've never experienced one of the biggest turn-offs ever...

    She has caught your eye, long hair blowing in the Spring breeze, her top showing off her feminine curves, her flowing skirt not quite long enough to hide her heeled shoes and black stockings. She takes a step, the wind catches her skirt parting the split slightly more than she intended revealing a bare knee... arghhhh

    Strangely enough if they were a few inches longer and actually covered her knee they would become totally sexy!

    Do you know the broad band at the top of a stocking is called the giggle band.
    Why?

    Cos once you get past there you're laughing!

     

  • At Wed Feb 23, 11:54:00 AM, Blogger davinian said…

    Lever, where are you? are you planning your world domination / plan-type-thing / or out playing with the snow...? remember, never eat yellow snow!!!

     

  • At Wed Feb 23, 06:14:00 PM, Blogger RahX said…

    yellow and all other colors, i think you should just stick with white snow.

    Its safer.

     

  • At Fri Feb 25, 08:03:00 AM, Blogger Lever said…

    Seffy: Ricky Wilson; the guy with the flat cap an whippet aye?

    Davinian: Something between THX 1138 and the replicant tart in Blade Runner...?

    Oh, yeah, and didn't Zappa do a song on yellow snow too?

    Brom-man: That was a horrible thought, Brom-man. Pop socks. Aarrgh. Luckily it appears to be a concept amongst women of a certain age/mentality so us young 'uns are OK ;)

    Giggle Band - LOL

    RahX: I forgot about the other colors LOL - good advice. Don't eat brown snow...

     

  • At Fri Feb 25, 08:23:00 AM, Blogger RahX said…

    hehe, I always have such wise words for all!

    You always seem to have the best blog post ideas...pardon if I steal a few more :P

    Ur "eye spy" went over well till I freaked out and gave up the answer

    PS seffy is hawt if only i were a teen again :P

     

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