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Thursday, March 17, 2005

Woah, Rocket Attack !!!

LMAO.

Tired of speeding tickets?
Want to open up spaces between you and the cars around you?

Step 1. Tie these balloons to your car
Step 2. Drive VERY FAST
Step 3. Watch people freak out.
Step 4. Tell the nice officer you thought they were real.


Rocket Attack

Listen Up: Currently Head Over Heels with the Cocteau Twins...

Blue Skies thinking @ 3/17/2005 08:20:00 AM  

13 Comments:

  • At Thu Mar 17, 09:55:00 AM, Blogger davinian said…

    Hehe, if I had a car I would definitely buy some of these - but I don't really think they would have the same effect tied to the back of my penny-farthing!

     

  • At Thu Mar 17, 10:22:00 AM, Blogger Lever said…

    Daviniain: Now THAT's a funny picture... go on, do it, it'll be a right laff :D

    I wonder what the collective name is for rockets?

    I bet it's BUNCH. As in...

    And lo, young Davinian, clad in finest Harris Tweed and DeerStalker hat, cycled his Penny Farthing with alarming dexterity for one so fond of fine ale, 'twixt the finely manicured topiaries of the Capability Brown inspired grounds, angrily pursued by a BUNCH of rockets!Haha :D

     

  • At Thu Mar 17, 03:50:00 PM, Blogger davinian said…

    A Battery of Missiles - so possible an Army of Rockets? Or a gaggle of Rockets... flock or Rockets - a flock if they are in the air - a pile if they are just sitting and looking pretty!

     

  • At Thu Mar 17, 06:00:00 PM, Blogger Lever said…

    Davinian: You might have cracked it there, Sherlock. The pile has gotta be a STOCKpile ;)

    What about a MURDER of Rockets? That's appropriate.

    Or how about the complete opposite... a POSY or BOUQUET of rockets...? LOL

     

  • At Fri Mar 18, 03:40:00 AM, Blogger shinanos said…

    Hiya! Just came here from Jutsu site - By the way, what does it mean man:

    LMAO

    I just learned *BTW*= By The Way,
    LOL = Laughing Out Loud etc.

    (笑）= Japanese LOL.

    BTW, I still don't have driver's license or my car: though I'm a bike rider... :)（笑）

     

  • At Fri Mar 18, 10:04:00 AM, Blogger Lever said…

    Shina: Hey Shina :D

    LMAO = Laughed My Arse Off
    or in America
    LMAO = Laughed My Ass Off
    often combined with
    ROFL = Roll On Floor Laughing
    to make
    ROFLMAO = Roll On Floor Laughing My Arse Off

    Funny stuff, huh? :D

    Then there's the slightly stronger, with the F-word

    LMFAO and ROFLMFAO

    I must get my Japanese character set re-installed :)

    Riding a bike is good for you - unless it's windy and /or raining/ snowing, though still good fun and keeps you fit :)

    So when will you be taking your driving test for your driving licence? I couldn't imagine not having a licence or being able to drive, which is why I took my test as soon as I was old enough.

    (Note U.K. English spelling of licence... In U.S. English it's license)

     

  • At Fri Mar 18, 02:11:00 PM, Blogger davinian said…

    LMAO - educational Lever... please sir, my dog eat my homework... and it's bloody hot today...!

     

  • At Fri Mar 18, 04:39:00 PM, Blogger RahX said…

    Ha! That is an awesome picture. I'd like to do it with blow up superheroes.

    I also think a murder of rockets is correct ;)

    Spring recieved a slight setback here today, in the form of 6-12 inches of snow :(

     

  • At Fri Mar 18, 11:32:00 PM, Blogger Brom said…

    That guy is so unlucky, His first pickup was taken out by a strike from above, he buys a new vehicle and gets attacked again from behind... someone don't like him much.

    A "Silo" of rockets?

    A "Locket" of rockets?

     

  • At Sat Mar 19, 04:16:00 AM, Blogger Lever said…

    Davinian: Haha, and bloody hot it has been too :)

    RahX: LOL, yeah, imagine Superman tailgating haha.

    Snow? No! That's crazy man, surely you should at least be getting some of what we get - we've had two beautiful Spring days here, man - most excellent but difficult keeping the concentration infront of a PC screen when the sun's beaming down...

    One of my neighbours had the day off today (Friday) and took his bike of to cycle in Wales - lucky bastard.

    Brom-man: LOL, nice one Brom-man :D Maybe "they" thought he was some Freedom Fighter *cough* I mean Terrorist, using that world renowned vehicle of international rebelliousness, the Toyota pick-up, and "painted the target"...

    Good insurance company though, to get him an identical mercenary wagon...

    Haha, "pocket" of rockets?

     

  • At Sat Mar 19, 04:36:00 AM, Blogger shinanos said…

    Oh thanks for education Mr lever :)
    I learned something useful!!And find a HP introducing some of tham: http://ww36.tiki.ne.jp/~yoyoyo58/chateng.html

    Yea here's already Spring! Ideal day for cycling and from now I go teach my students actually by bike!
    As for drivers 'licence', I'm still unplanned and it costs around ￥300,000 here in JPN: crazy. And I spent my money and offer for it, just wasted for my 1 month trip to study English in Ireland when I was 19. & still I'm indifferent for cars, I'd rather go travelling somewhere!! In the end of this month, I'll off to Tokyo to meet my friends actually!
    ...Yeah!! I wanna meet 'em ASAP :9

     

  • At Sat Mar 19, 04:12:00 PM, Blogger RahX said…

    Ended up with 15 inches by this morning. I had a hell of a time getting my car out and getting to work. Now I get to sit here being bored by myself. Its going to take several spring days just to get rid of all this crap....

     

  • At Sat Mar 19, 07:19:00 PM, Blogger Lever said…

    Shina: No worries, Shina, anything you need assistance with, you just ask - I'm always happy to help out :D

    Cool link BTW, thankyou :D There's tons of stuff there I didn't even know existed. Shall stick to the limited acronym set, everyone knows it ;)

    Y300K - That's a lot of dosh for a driving licence... you've probably got better, more efficient and cleaner public transport then we do - our transport sucks, so we have to use cars, walk or cycle.

    Take some photos in Tokyo for us, Shina, be nice to see them. I only know bits of Tokyo from play MSR on Dreamcast and Project Gotham on XBOX :D

    RahX: Jeez, more than foot of snow? That's mad - It was beautiful over here, I think I got a little sunburned. I hope the weather gets well for you soon, dude :)

    I just seen where you're at - my US geographical knowledge needs polishing up. Didn't realise you were so "close" to Canada. Cold winters and warm summers at a guess?

     

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