Getting my space (a lunchtime hike)
What do you do when you're all revved-up with nowhere to go? GO.
Normally the plateau at Caesar's Camp (about 150 metres above sea level) can be climbed by bike, but seeing as it's 5 miles away by road or 15 cross-country, today one decided one couldn't be arsed. So, parking just a walk away and taking a hike was a good idea. It got a bit overcast, but hey, it was fresh air, exercise and a good view of the kingdom.
And then, on the way back to the wagon, out of nowhere, some bozo of a dog comes bounding up to me at full pelt and nuzzles me in the nether regions, by which time it's too late to fend him off or even realise the b*st*rd's soaking wet and filthy with mud. The dog that is. And then me. And my baggies.
So I made the detour home to post this, chuck my shorts in the wash and now might be able to finish off my shopping now without kids pointing and saying "ur, mummy that bloke's messed his pants" What? at the front? Yeah, I don't know how I managed it there either?!?!?
Bloody dogs.
Normally the plateau at Caesar's Camp (about 150 metres above sea level) can be climbed by bike, but seeing as it's 5 miles away by road or 15 cross-country, today one decided one couldn't be arsed. So, parking just a walk away and taking a hike was a good idea. It got a bit overcast, but hey, it was fresh air, exercise and a good view of the kingdom.
And then, on the way back to the wagon, out of nowhere, some bozo of a dog comes bounding up to me at full pelt and nuzzles me in the nether regions, by which time it's too late to fend him off or even realise the b*st*rd's soaking wet and filthy with mud. The dog that is. And then me. And my baggies.
So I made the detour home to post this, chuck my shorts in the wash and now might be able to finish off my shopping now without kids pointing and saying "ur, mummy that bloke's messed his pants" What? at the front? Yeah, I don't know how I managed it there either?!?!?
Bloody dogs.
Blue Skies thinking @ 4/29/2005 03:31:00 PM
12 Comments:
At Fri Apr 29, 03:43:00 PM,
Jason Mulgrew said…
intense!
love,
jason mulgrew
internet quasi-celebrity
At Fri Apr 29, 05:11:00 PM,
BeckyBumbleFuck said…
OK, it's hard not to laugh at you, um....I mean WITH you Lever, of course. I'm sure the dog meant to convey that you smelled sniffable-you know, the best of intentions.
:)
And nice view, too..... ;)
At Fri Apr 29, 05:57:00 PM,
rebekah said…
i laughed AT you. i have no problem telling you that. :)
so why didnt we get a picture of the messed pants ?
that would have been very very entertaining ...
the back of your head is very handsome ... ;)
bloody dogs, indeed ...
At Sat Apr 30, 01:39:00 AM,
jonny ragel said…
crotch-digging dogs. yes. I know one of those. it's sloop's wire fox terrier. first thing when I walk through the door it starts nosing where the sun don't shine. I imagine it thinks I've got something in my pocket for it. oh- and also the best way to access my pockets is through the inguinal crease. how friendly. whatever. dogs are stupid. I don't care what anyone sais. that's why we luv em'.
but covered in mud. that's bad. maybe you should change your aftershave.
At Sat Apr 30, 02:18:00 AM,
Lever said…
Wow...
Jason Mulgrew: Hey, quasi-celebrity, nice to make your acquaintance :) The near-vert flint gullies on Casears Camp are intense too... MTB it sometime, if you can haul a frame this way :D
BBFK: Hey BB :) Seriously, this was a soggy, wet & filthy, 1/4 of a second warning, 40MPH full-on crotch nuzzle. Coming from a cute young lady that would have been just fine, no nasty muddy residue... but from a dog... aaagh, I been kissed by a dog. Bring me hot water, bring me iodine... ;)
Rebekah: Haha, I know you did, Rebekah, and *that's* just when the camera ran out of er... digits.
Et merci beaucoup - Je suis... photogenic when the boat aint showing :)
Johnny Crash: Welcome JC :) You just got here and you're insinuating that I shave in strange places? LOL NWs ;)
Well at least the hound didn't hang on and hump my leg... that would have called for a kick in the ging -gang watchyas... Mind you it was quite a big dog...
At Sat Apr 30, 03:13:00 AM,
Laurie said…
Quite funny. Really funny when pictured said with a Brit accent. This is a fun place to read...
At Sat Apr 30, 09:40:00 AM,
superfan said…
ha ha ha
i dont like dogs.
the other day my dad said he'd call the police on someone who's dog jumped at him.
i wasnt there but i am still embarrased.
anyway. the person below:
1) is lacking in quifs
2) lacking in general hair
3) it looks old
4) whats the pose
5) Michael zacharin it aint.
sorry lever, you might have to get that person to come to the UK by your lonesome...
At Sat Apr 30, 04:55:00 PM,
Brom said…
It's the poor old dog I feel sorry for!!
rotflmao
A great weekend to get out, weather looks set for a good un.
At Sat Apr 30, 08:05:00 PM,
Brom said…
Enjoy the weather Lever.. this weekend will be our Summer! :-)
At Sun May 01, 11:31:00 AM,
Lever said…
Laurie: Hey Laurie. Thx & welcome aboard :D If you read in a Hampshire accent with a little Essex twang you'll be about right ;)
TMRB: Haha, an embarrassed groupie...?
Ah, OK Sef, sorry about that... I thought you might like Danko Jones... oh well :)
Brom-man: LOL trust you ;)
You're right Brom, it's certainly a warm weekend already. So it's off to make hay... BTW You getting the barbie out? This is BBQ weather for sure :)
At Sun May 01, 04:02:00 PM,
piniyini said…
"Bloody dogs" for sure, I hate 'em. I mean why do people keep 'em?
You got to feed, clean, go for walkies, damn waste a time if you ask me.
Personally I prefer b**tches, I dont mind them "bounding up to me at full pelt and nuzzl"-ing " me in the nether regions"
P
At Tue May 03, 01:30:00 AM,
Lever said…
Piniyini: LOL yeah, cats are far more self-sufficient, just gotta feed 'em, that's all.
And none of that having to pick up their sh1t in a bag and keeping it in your pocket 'til you get to the nearest bin *yuck*
And b**tches, tsk LOL
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