Break Stuff
OK, today I admit it
Everything fucking Sucks
Not one to normally ever admit defeat, today, folks, for one day only, I just plain give in.
Technical issues have plagued the company I work for and virtually every job over the last couple of weeks. Nothing seems to have gone smoothly. This week the technical issues have continued...
The workload doesn't help either, with the normal jobs, inefficient systems and no budget to upgrade to the 21st century, the schedule is slipping; and slipping by days now, many days, not the usual hours that can be made up by an extra hour in the morning, a few in the evening. 14 hour days anyone?
Then there's running a business on the side. That workload is increasing and the knock-on effect of the day-job compounds the issue. To add to that my developer has gone AWOL for a couple of days...
And did I mention the shit-hot graphic designer friend who I personally referred to a client? He went AWOL too. And not for a couple of days or weeks, that *may* be acceptable, but a couple of months with absolutely NO communication at all... He got spotted in the supermarket the other day by a mutual friend and they said he was "evasive"... HIGHLY OFFENSIVE PERSONAL COMMENT REMOVED
And then there's the Royal Mail... what's so fucking Royal about it? The post usually arrives at about 8 o'clock but it's gone 11am and there's fuck all here - just a post van parked in the road and no trotskyite to be seen.
Talking about the fucking Royal fucking Mail, it costs $30 to send a package to the UK via USPS, but send the same weight back and it costs $70. Work that out! Oh, and Trading Standards should hear about you regal Fucktards too... my digital scales showed 2.006 kilos not your fucking well-out 2.1kgs. Arseholes!
11:30 And just to prove a point they just put someone else's mail through my door.
Did I say Fucktards? Yes I think I did.
And even the beautiful sensuous sounds on my latest "a taste of..." compilation CD don't seem to be having any effect... I'm too tired and pissed off to calm down right now >:| Maybe someone's got some morphine?
I think I'll go and break something.
Currently listening to: "Break Stuff" - Limp Bizkit
And no, *you* don't suck... Love and peace y'all :D xxx
Everything fucking Sucks
Not one to normally ever admit defeat, today, folks, for one day only, I just plain give in.
Technical issues have plagued the company I work for and virtually every job over the last couple of weeks. Nothing seems to have gone smoothly. This week the technical issues have continued...
The workload doesn't help either, with the normal jobs, inefficient systems and no budget to upgrade to the 21st century, the schedule is slipping; and slipping by days now, many days, not the usual hours that can be made up by an extra hour in the morning, a few in the evening. 14 hour days anyone?
Then there's running a business on the side. That workload is increasing and the knock-on effect of the day-job compounds the issue. To add to that my developer has gone AWOL for a couple of days...
And did I mention the shit-hot graphic designer friend who I personally referred to a client? He went AWOL too. And not for a couple of days or weeks, that *may* be acceptable, but a couple of months with absolutely NO communication at all... He got spotted in the supermarket the other day by a mutual friend and they said he was "evasive"... HIGHLY OFFENSIVE PERSONAL COMMENT REMOVED
And then there's the Royal Mail... what's so fucking Royal about it? The post usually arrives at about 8 o'clock but it's gone 11am and there's fuck all here - just a post van parked in the road and no trotskyite to be seen.
Talking about the fucking Royal fucking Mail, it costs $30 to send a package to the UK via USPS, but send the same weight back and it costs $70. Work that out! Oh, and Trading Standards should hear about you regal Fucktards too... my digital scales showed 2.006 kilos not your fucking well-out 2.1kgs. Arseholes!
11:30 And just to prove a point they just put someone else's mail through my door.
Did I say Fucktards? Yes I think I did.
And even the beautiful sensuous sounds on my latest "a taste of..." compilation CD don't seem to be having any effect... I'm too tired and pissed off to calm down right now >:| Maybe someone's got some morphine?
I'm too tired, I'm so sick and tired...But the sun's shining... whoopee fuckin do!
...and I'm feeling very sick and ill today...
...oh the devil will find work for idle hands to do...
I think I'll go and break something.
Currently listening to: "Break Stuff" - Limp Bizkit
Its just one of those daysOK, I don't pack a chainsaw, but that feels better getting that off my chest...
When you don't wanna wake up
Everything is fucked, everybody sucks.
You don't really know why
But you want justify
Rippin' someone's head off
No human contact
And if you interact
Your life is on contract
Your best bet is to stay away motherfucker!
It's just one of those days!!
[chorus]
Its all about the he says, she says bullshit
I think you better quit
Lettin' shit slip
Or you'll be leavin with a fat lip.
Its all about the he says she says bullshit
I think you better quit talkin that shit
(Punk, so come and get it)
Its just one of those days
Feelin' like a freight train
First one to complain
Leaves with a blood stain
Damn right I'm a maniac
You better watch your back
Cuz I'm fuckin' up your program
And if your stuck up
You just lucked up
Next in line to get fucked up
Your best bet is to stay away motherfucker
Its just one of those days!!
[chorus]
I feel like shit
My suggestion is to keep your distance cuz right now im dangerous.
We've all felt like shit
And been treated like shit
All those motherfuckers that want to STEP UP
I hope you know I pack a chain saw
I'll skin your ass raw
And if my day keeps goin' this way I just might break somethin' tonight...
I hope you know I pack a chain saw
I'll skin your ass raw
And if my day keeps goin' this way I just might break somethin' tonight...
I pack a chain saw
I'll skin your ass raw
And if my day keeps goin' this way I just might break your fuckin' face tonight!!
Give me somethin' to break
Give me somethin' to break
Just give me somethin' to break
How bout your fuckin' face?
I hope you know I pack a chain saw, what!!...
A chain saw, what!!...
A motherfuckin' chainsaw, what !!
So come and get it!!
[chorus]
And no, *you* don't suck... Love and peace y'all :D xxx
Blue Skies thinking @ 5/11/2005 12:06:00 PM
16 Comments:
At Wed May 11, 11:36:00 AM,
Brom said…
OK, so reading between the lines of your post has led me to believe that you are not having a very good day?
We love you as well Lever! :-)
At Wed May 11, 11:50:00 AM,
Lever said…
Brom-man: LOL, cheers Brom, and very well spotted. :)
It is honestly "just one of those days"... I mean,life is really *very* peachy at the moment but there's just a load of rough to go with the oh-so-smooth...
Writing all that *did* let off a head of steam though...
BTW I haven't forgotten you, Brom, I'll respond to your e-mail once the decks are cleared :)
At Wed May 11, 01:41:00 PM,
RahX said…
I think some valium would suit you better than morphine.
Mmmmm valium.
Oh btw, I liked that first limp bizkit album. Then everything else rather sucked, but I got the first 6 tracks off this new "Truth" album and they are actually pretty good again. Not so much of the rap/rock sound.
Thought I'd throw that out there. Hope things improve on the work front.
At Wed May 11, 01:46:00 PM,
Jay said…
If I thought you could see over the pond between us, I'd totally lift my shirt up to you. It seems to have soothing effects...my neighbour, for example, hangs around for a look several times a day. When will I learn not to hang the laundry topless?
NEVER!
At Wed May 11, 02:25:00 PM,
Lever said…
RahX: Valium LOL OK, I'll go check the bathroom cabinet...
Dude, I got some catching up to do... new SOAD, Weezer, Bizkit... you're streets ahead and adding to my playlist.
Work is better already, thanks dude :D
Jay: LOL you're too cool, Jay, thx :) Maybe if I use these I'd be able to see from here? ;)
Oh my, are those yours or Jason's? LOL
At Wed May 11, 04:01:00 PM,
BeckyBumbleFuck said…
Ah, what a rarity...the raging form of Lever! It brings out all kinds of good words....ooooh, I like it! I DO hope that things improve for you though. And LimpBizkit can help matters, in my estimation. I remember jumping to that song at the concert a few years back (back when I liked their music) and it was damn fun and quite tension releasing... *big hug* to help matters, too...
;)
At Wed May 11, 04:46:00 PM,
superfan said…
No lever, no, no!
never resort to the Bizkit for some nice stress relief...resort to hole! or nirvana! and, if you feel like being all suicidal and stuff, Joy division!
*silent ode to ian curtis*
anyway. yes. i have those kinda days, when everything is just like awfully pointless and everyone sucks, really.
you get over them, i guess. but i find them fun, cos i'm a teenager. mwahaha.
At Wed May 11, 05:16:00 PM,
Lever said…
BBFK: Aw thanks BBFK, that helped :) And glad you liked a glimpse of the dark side too...
Mind you I've moved on from the Bizkit and was listening to Juliana Hatfield... seems like my *rage* turned to *raging horn*; what a day of complete contrasts :\
TMRB: LOL, cool recommends there Sef, though only Nirvana and Joy Division 'round here. I was actually planning on commemorating Ian Curtis next week on the 25th anniversary...
*joins in ode to Ian Curtis*
It's great to have an all-out vent once in a while, does you good. And, quite curiously, yes, they are enoyable too :D
At Wed May 11, 07:07:00 PM,
BeckyBumbleFuck said…
(loud laughing....) Well, good ya went to the girl-music. ;) S'cool ya like Juliana. It seems like you've been listening to the same old stuff, though; I think you need some new music... ;)
And to Jay- girl, you rock! You are a true humanitarian. ;) Would you do the same for me the next time I need to break something? ;)
At Wed May 11, 07:52:00 PM,
rebekah said…
normally i dont condone anyone listening to limp bizkit but, in this circumstance i will allow it.
and i'll give you some mental hugs because it sounds like you need them.
morrissey quote: :: drool ::
* mental hugs and a little butt squeeze for Lever *
;)
you like it.
At Thu May 12, 07:22:00 AM,
Lever said…
BBFK: :D Well I did try pick up some Veruca Salt, 'cos I was told I was lacking... but Amazon were clean out of Veruca Salt...
So what new stuff would you recommend, BBFK? :) On which point I must say that blogger doesn't allow enough space for music + movies in the profiles... there's about 20 movies on my list that bloggger doesn't show :(
Rebekah: LOL Thanks Rebekah, glad I got clearance on that one, and thanks for the mental hugs and little butt squeeze LOL :)
Ah you spotted "So what difference does it make"? Cool :) The words sprang to mind as I wrote but the Bizkit was more "cleansing"...
:)
At Thu May 12, 10:10:00 AM,
tescosuicide said…
Sometimes you just have to vent! I thought you ARE in the UK...
At Thu May 12, 10:59:00 AM,
Lever said…
Tescosuicide: Yeah, a vent is good, talking of which, "Insatiable" by Helmet was last night's loud track...
LOL Ah Dude, sorry to confuse you, if I WAS in the US you know I'd be over to see you for a beer and a jam :) It's just that I've had a LOT of dealings with the States over the last year and can't help but notice the cost of things and the exchange rate differences; for some reason I seem to have ended up talking dollar$ by default :\
At Thu May 12, 07:38:00 PM,
sojourning crow said…
ah fuck it. fuckin'a. rock on.
At Sat May 14, 08:54:00 PM,
piniyini said…
aah, i love ranting posts; nothing better than giving us a bit of reality
At Sun May 15, 06:22:00 PM,
Lever said…
Sojourning Crow: LOL fuckin', rock on I will dude :D Cheers
:)
Piniyini: LOL totally - Sweetness and light 99% of the time so there's gotta be 1% dark side just to keep the balance :D It's good to rant sometimes. Cleanses the soul :)
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