Milk Comes from Cows
Just thought I'd tell you that, incase you didn't know...
Look, I have the documentation to prove it...
...so there you have it; "Milk comes from cows."
The intellect behind this ground-breaking piece of research, published in around 1978, is thought to be a young scholar by the name of Little Lever.
Unfortunately the footnote scrawl, from what I can only assume to be a fellow academic, does detract somewhat from the value of this rare document as it appears on virtually every page of the delightful manuscript.
Look, I have the documentation to prove it...
...so there you have it; "Milk comes from cows."
The intellect behind this ground-breaking piece of research, published in around 1978, is thought to be a young scholar by the name of Little Lever.
Unfortunately the footnote scrawl, from what I can only assume to be a fellow academic, does detract somewhat from the value of this rare document as it appears on virtually every page of the delightful manuscript.
Blue Skies thinking @ 5/19/2005 10:27:00 PM
15 Comments:
At Thu May 19, 11:27:00 PM,
Brom said…
Apart from the text now being in print it's good to see things hav'nt changed much in 28 or so years then! Keep up the good work mate!
At Fri May 20, 12:43:00 AM,
BeckyBumbleFuck said…
*grin* Now THAT was killer-cute! I think I'm going to say "Awww" all night long thinking about it.
And I really like how the future prose master slipped that little science tidbit on germs in there, among the more interesting "functions of a cow." Slick! People might not even notice that they were subjected to a bit of science. ;)
Anyways. Awwww..... :)
At Fri May 20, 01:42:00 AM,
Vicious Summer said…
You were writting novels about cows the year I was born! Wow!
(You are old! haha)
At Fri May 20, 02:49:00 AM,
tescosuicide said…
You should get help man!
At Fri May 20, 03:57:00 AM,
rebekah said…
well i just got schooled.
and bigger spaces are way overrated.
i'm just sayin' ...
At Fri May 20, 08:57:00 AM,
[-o-] said…
The sad thing is, my handwriting's probably just about as legible as that. I'm a rightie, but I write like a leftie.
At Fri May 20, 12:39:00 PM,
Mummy/Crit said…
Cool. I don't know where all my shit like that is anymore. Prob'ly in a box under my mum's house, or trashed 25 years ago...
At Fri May 20, 04:30:00 PM,
superfan said…
i beat you all. I wasnt born for the next something amount of years. Like you really expect me to do that maths.
anyway, that is so cute, and it looks like my old handwriting too! he he.
At Fri May 20, 09:38:00 PM,
piniyini said…
wow i cant believe you managed to dig up something like that from '78
thats just ancient (and i thought i was old)
So c'mon tell us how old you where when you wrote that?
At Sat May 21, 01:45:00 AM,
Lever said…
Brom-man: LOL, cheers Brom. I've still not received any commission yet... must be worth a fortune now...
BBFK: Thanks for your support BBFK, maybe little Lever should have pursued a career in science...
...and future prose master? Do you know something that I don't?
Vicious Summer: Old? Old! You'll be this age soon, girl. Well, OK, 7 years... that's a quarter of your life and just a fifth of mine ;)
Tescosuicide: Yeah I know. You're not the first person to say that ;)
Rebekah: Now that's encouraging... there's scrawl about "bigger spaces" all over that manuscript... serious!!
[-o-] : LOL, you talking handedness there or political persuasion dude?
Mummy/Crit: Well if it's not trashed it'd be good to see :) I think there's only 4 school books that exist from my whole childhood... so a little more content is on its way... ;)
TMRB: LOL, way to go girl :) You were born in the early '90s I think... when I was... err... going to the last of the raves... !!! Techno, techno, techno, techno...!
Piniyini: Dude, this old feeling is alien to me... if you don't give up being young you don't ever miss it AND you never have to relive your childhood 'cos you never left it :)
At Sat May 21, 12:59:00 PM,
Mummy/Crit said…
I'm game, but I don't have a scanner...and I have to find it all first too...ah well. Time will solve all problems of this nature.
At Sat May 21, 05:40:00 PM,
superfan said…
yeah, 1991. When edward scissorhands was made! yay ^-^
oasis, blur or nirvana hadnt formed. Kurt cobain was still alive and Michael zacharin was like 11! awwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!
ps. ricky wilson has a stubbly beard thing. It is nein too attractive :(
At Sun May 22, 06:57:00 PM,
Lever said…
Mummy/Crit: LOL, excellent. No hurry. You'll be wanting a scanner, forget about it and one day someone will get you one for birthday or something :) That's how it usually happpens, so yeah cool :D
TMRB: 1991 - yeah for definite raving... Circus Warp & Sweat Sounds - shared a birthday with a circus warp DJ and partied in a huge marquee... LOL
Whippet boy has a beard thing? Oh yeah, where'd you see that then? And don't say "on the end of his chin?" ;)
At Sun May 22, 07:46:00 PM,
superfan said…
it was in NME...the beard has probably gone now, it was cos it was at a festival, and then...well it couldnt shave could it, cos it was out there performing and the like :)
sticking up for it, cos it has a beard. Oh dearie me.
At Tue May 24, 01:18:00 AM,
Colleen said…
That's so sweet, wish my mother kept my stuff from my school days.
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