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Monday, May 09, 2005

Oh, so, now I run a Child Delivery Clinic...

CAOK. So, amidst all the phone bills and letters promising to (finally) upgrade my broadband speed (to 2Mb at no cost), and apart from the really fucking awful cover of the latest Computer Arts magazine (I'm sorry, artist person who spent time doing this, but IMHO I think it's ugly. And the mag's picture editor should know better too), the letters from DROA demanding I renew my domain registrations with them (I think NOT) the only other item of interest to land on the doorstep this morning was an official invoice looking letter from Prague. Weird - I don't deal with anyone in Prague. Anyway, it turns out that it's from some International Trade & Business Directory...

Child Delivery ClinicApparently they've got my business lined up for an ad in their directory, and all I have to do is part with the meagre sum of GBP395.00...

...except they've got my "web & graphic design" business filed under "Child Delivery Clinics"?

"Child Delivery Clinics"? WTF? No, I don't know either :\

Blue Skies thinking @ 5/09/2005 10:51:00 AM  

14 Comments:

  • At Mon May 09, 12:38:00 PM, Blogger [-o-] said…

    Have you really knocked up that many girls?

     

  • At Mon May 09, 02:21:00 PM, Blogger Brom said…

    Geeez!

    395 pounds!!! I suppose someone, somwhere will be conned into parting with their well earned cash...It just goes to show that there's one born every minute!!

     

  • At Mon May 09, 03:16:00 PM, Blogger rebekah said…

    ahh first commenter beat me to it! that's exactly what popped into my head when i read that ...

    and i'm going to have nitemares now - the cover of that mag... scary!!!!

    * runs, cowers *

     

  • At Mon May 09, 03:42:00 PM, Blogger RahX said…

    That cover is truly fright enducing.

     

  • At Mon May 09, 07:03:00 PM, Blogger superfan said…

    ee, i've been away a long time :)
    got much catching up to do!
    ...why is everyone scared of the cover?...

     

  • At Mon May 09, 07:08:00 PM, Blogger superfan said…

    ps. say what you want about mr carlos ashley raphael barat, he's no longer my object of desire.
    just thought you might want to know...
    tee hee.
    oh lever, i never said hi.
    well, hello!

     

  • At Mon May 09, 10:35:00 PM, Blogger BeckyBumbleFuck said…

    "[-o-] said...
    Have you really knocked up that many girls?"

    *laughing* In my estimation, it's not really impressive that Lever's knocked up that many girls (I mean most people have propagation abilities) , but rather, that he did all those deliveries himself as well! (laughing) Solid work, Lever...nice follow-through!

     

  • At Mon May 09, 11:48:00 PM, Blogger The Jem Files said…

    nice site:D

     

  • At Tue May 10, 07:48:00 AM, Blogger Lever said…

    [-o-]: LOL, thanks dude, are you insinuating that Lever is the Ron Jeremy of the blog world? ;) LOL

    More into quality than quantity :)

    Brom-man: LMAO, Brom, you are just too funny sometimes :)

    Yeah, it is a bit of a con too, I checked their website and... well put it this way, it leaves a lot to be desired...

    Rebekah: LOL OK, sorry if that came across kinda garbled :)

    Yeah, that covers goddam awful... nightmares indeed. No wonder you're hiding behind the sofa...

    RahX: And all in the name of art too...

    Once upon a time art was beautiful, but some people have twisted ideas. I might just have to deface that cover...

    TMRB: Well hello, Sef, nice to see you back :)

    Scared of the cover...? It's HIDEOUS, Sef, truly hideous. And for the art editor to say "hey, that's neat, we'll put that on next month's cover" *SLAP* - Do not pass GO, do not collect 200 bucks!

    So, that wasn't *you* looking for Carl Barat's pants then? LOL

    BBFK: Yeah thanks BBFK, glad I can keep you entertained... but really, thanks for the credit for my aftercare abilities... :) d'ya reckon the blog should be renamed? Forever Postantal Skies... I think the domain name is still available...

    Oh, and "following-through" has different connotations over here... just thought I'd "clear that up" LOL

    The Jem Files: Hey Jem, thankyou :) and welcome aboard :D

     

  • At Tue May 10, 11:02:00 AM, Blogger BeckyBumbleFuck said…

    (laughing...) Nah, Forever Postnatal Skies, just doesn't have the ring to it, even if it may be appropriate for you. ;)
    And are ya sayin' that British boys stick around for awhile? I may have to try me one, sometime.... ;)
    *cute grin*

     

  • At Tue May 10, 01:27:00 PM, Blogger Lever said…

    BBFK: Ha, you'll be lucky... especially if you keep grinning as cute as that... ;)

     

  • At Tue May 10, 02:56:00 PM, Blogger rebekah said…

    HOW DID YOU KNOW I WAS BEHIND THE SOFA

     

  • At Tue May 10, 04:24:00 PM, Blogger Lever said…

    Rebekah: LMFAO

     

  • At Wed May 11, 01:44:00 PM, Blogger RahX said…

    lol

     

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