Conspiracy Theory Numero Un
It was the French, they did it...
- London pipped them to post in the 2012 Olympic bid
- Tony Blair won't give back Britain's £35billion EU "rebate"
- They have over 23% of EU Agricultural handouts AND we know about it.
- I wouldn't put it past anyone who eats horses, frogs legs and snails.
- They've always hated us.
- They still remember Agincourt
- And Waterloo
- We're all cool, and that sounds like their word for arse
- They're French
Blue Skies thinking @ 7/08/2005 03:17:00 PM
9 Comments:
At Fri Jul 08, 08:13:00 PM,
rebekah said…
that's what i thought, too ... damn those frog eaters ...
At Fri Jul 08, 09:50:00 PM,
searchingforMrDarcy said…
sorry Lever, Can't agree with you on that one. I agre on eating the horse and frog leg thing, way gross. What a waste of an animal to just eat the legs. Its so sad :(
At Fri Jul 08, 10:06:00 PM,
davinian said…
hehe, I say nothing... 'BONG!' oh dear!
The reason nobody has owned up to it is that it was a loner and he rather stupidly blew himself (along with 12 innocent victims) up on the bus...
At Fri Jul 08, 10:49:00 PM,
BeckyBumbleFuck said…
I thought it was just Americans that liked to go off on the French. Huh.
Mais, je ne crois pas, mon amour.
At Sat Jul 09, 11:39:00 AM,
Lever said…
Rebekah: OK, so we got one more subscriber... ta girl :) Any more ideas? I tried looking up A Qaida in the phonebook but couldn't find a thing...
SFMD: LOL, didn't mean it really, just being random ;) But you never know quite who, how or where from? Weren't the 911ers from Saudi and not Afghanistan or Iraq...!?
Davinian: So if there was one loner on the bus, who was on the tubes...? What is the probability of numerous loners...?
My BBFK: Well historically we were at war with the Franch long before the founding of America, so there's hundreds of years of sentiment... and Agincourt is an interesting tale... remind me to tell you sometime... soon ;)
Anyways, I actually like the French, in many ways their way of life is better than ours, in others not so good...
Sorry Frogs, no offence meant ;) :) :p
At Sun Jul 10, 09:04:00 AM,
superfan said…
yuppo. i domt know wahat i'm saying that too. its my birfday party today!
At Mon Jul 11, 03:15:00 PM,
Lever said…
Hey, Happy Birthday party, Sef :D Have a drink for your blog buddies too huh?
At Mon Jul 11, 10:02:00 PM,
Mick said…
Yes you're right
At Tue Jul 12, 12:58:00 PM,
[-o-] said…
By the sound of those comments, you're on the right :P
But I agree, it was the French. The French are responsible for everything. The fall of the Roman empire? That was them. The dinosaurs getting wiped out? Them too. The atrocities committed by the Japanese in WWII? That was actually the French, in disguise. You get the drift.
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