Bumblefuck, MD

8 o' clock. The phone rings.

BBFK: "Baby, I'm lost"
Lever: "What?"
BBFK: "I think I'm lost"
Lever: "Well, either you are or you aren't. Which is it?"
BBFK: "Well, I'm supposed to be on Highway 13 but Noel wanted potty break, so we took a turn off and then another and... yeah, we're lost. How do I get to 13 from here?"

Now, this is *not* my part of the country, not even my part of the world, *and* BBFK is lost so how TF am I supposed to get her to 13 North?

Lever: "OK. So where do you think you are, which road, what town? Any landmarks?"
BBFK: "Um, 331 I think, er, 14? Vienna?"
Lever: "Jeez."

After quickly tapping vague details into mapquest I booted up Google Earth

Lever: "So what about 318?"
BBFK: "Too far north"
Lever: "So you DO have an *idea* where you are?!"
BBFK: "I see 392"
Lever: "Wait, 392... East 20... 13 North. Go for it."
BBFK: "Noel needs Wendy's. And potty. She keeps farting and saying 'Wasn't me!' "
Lever: "LMAO, erm, OK. 392, East 20, Pizza King, Taco Bell, 13 North. Says there should be a Domino's then a Wendy's"
BBFK: "OK, cool. 13 North alternative"
Lever: "No, not that one. Go back"
BBFK: "What?"
Lever: "Go back. Finish the 20 East or you'll bypass Wendy's"
BBFK: "OK."

Idle banter...

BBFK: "13 North... Domino's... Hey, Wendy's. Thankyou babe!"
Lever: "S'OK. Have a blueberry muffin for me OK?"
BBFK: "Or a potato ;)"
Lever: "Yeah, thanks! See you later hon! X"
BBFK: "See ya later, babe. X"

So... to add to my love of both Blogger and BBFK you can add a big passionate snog for Google Earth... It pinpointed the routes, city and state borders and even highlighted all those places to eat. If you're lucky enough to live in "hi-res" places you can even see the cars on your drive (I spotted my black GTE and my old red GT or was it the old GTi ?)

If this gets any better I'm sure could see the girl 'round the corner, topless in her garden... =) *waits for slap*