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Tuesday, November 15, 2005

Trip to Trumpton

I meant Farnborough. Trip to Farnborough, OK? Some observations from a trip into town...
  1. 7 year old kid spitting but his grem landed on his arm. Twice. Haha. Kid, don't spit. Or if you are going to spit, at least do it properly OK?

  2. "Spud" Williams - I haven't seen you in years, Spud, and I would have stopped to say hello but you were a bit busy; OK really busy; infact you were having a right old barney... with yourself!

  3. Old guy in car near the Princes Mead car park ticket machine, thankyou for giving me your parking ticket, it expired over an hour ago. But thanks anyway :)

  4. Skinny 18 year old shopping mall "security" guard with feathered haircut - I felt like causing some mischief just to see what you'd do about it, you big poof.

  5. Non-chav lads hanging around Princes Mead shopping mall, I salute you for not wearing the uniform of the Chav (white trainers, sportswear, goldie lookin' chain, cap) but wearing vests and t-shirts? I'm a hot-blooded guy, just ask my girl, but it's bloody cold outside, it is afterall November. I know your image is more important than your physical wellbeing, but you're probably too cool to be cold right?

  6. Same aforementioned lads, now in Clinton Cards shop, please... stop opening the noisy cards, they're not funny anymore. And "scratching" the card so it goes "Happ... Happ... Happ... Happ... Happ... Happ... Happ... Happ... Happ... Happ... Happ... Happ... Happ... Happ... Happ... Happ..." STOP NOW before I ram that card sideways up your backside!

  7. Still in the card shop - do you have to play N-Sync, Boys2Men or whatever the fuck that crappy boy band is on your shop sound system? There's one thing worse than shit music and it's REALLY LOUD shit music...

  8. Kid in NY baseball shirt - Have you been to NY? No? Then don't wear a NY shirt. It may be fashion but that's kinda sucky - hence I don't wear the Alaska T my Gran bought me.

  9. Kuwaiti Property Developers who own Farnborough town centre - this time last year there was a Farmers' Market full of great local produce and they were sad they wouldn't be around in 2005 because they'd a) lose business because b) the Queensmead part of the town centre was due to be demolished (to make way for yet another supermarket? Gee, thanks) It's quiet here. Very quiet. It's been quiet for a year now. So why haven't you done anything? Are you a profits before people company? Wait... what about people AND profits? Now there's an idea...

  10. Owner of the Global Emporium shop selling ethnic wares and other diverse and rather cool hippy stuff - Whilst the rents are dirt cheap in town, that's a good move setting up in our town of Skaters, Metallers, Punks, BMXers, Rockers, Hippies and Goths. Salut.

  11. Security guard in supermarket, I'm sorry. I thought it was you. I was gonna say you should maybe have a bath sometime this year, but it wasn't you that stank to high heaven, so I apologise, I got it wrong, see #12 for explanation

  12. Checkout girl, I'm glad you mentioned it, you could have thought it was me, and I thought it was the security guard (see #11) But having to sit at that till with the bad smell of cat food, aahh cat food... for 3 hours!!; I don't envy you. It smelled like the far opposite of premium quality cat food and for that you have my sympathy. (Note to Self: Look up antonym of Premium) I did offer you a whiff of my Vics nasal inhaler, but everybody seems turn it down, strangely enough. I'm puzzled as to why?
Oh, and Brom-man, after that comment the other evening, look what I found in the card shop... (the original classic is on the left for those of ye who don't know )


Blue Skies thinking @ 11/15/2005 10:38:00 AM  

17 Comments:

  • At Tue Nov 15, 05:47:00 PM, Blogger BeckyBumbleFuck said…

    OH MY GOD. You have me in stiches, babe! I can completely envision you on your rant as you wander through town...god, it sounds like it was an excellent, classic Lever-style adventure.
    K. Let's see.
    1.) I've just about weaned Noel off the booger picking and eating; *please* don't let bad spitting be next.
    2.) British crazies, hmmm?
    3.) Aw, how sweet....well, almost.
    4.) It sounds like you get a rash from seeing a feathered haircut, like I do...
    5.) Sounds like the sorority girls back at University at 1am in the morning. There was a high flesh-to-clothes ratio...even at below freezing. And YES, you're v. hot-blooded. :D
    6., 7....right, 8.) Did we ever get you NY fashion apparel, dear? I'm thinking, no....
    9. and 10.) Cheers!
    10. and 11.) I hope that they ALL get paid well for that sensory-torture. I would be in HELL dealing with that...
    12.) Nice way to squeeze an ass-shot on your website, hon. ;)

     

  • At Tue Nov 15, 06:24:00 PM, Blogger Lever said…

    My BBFK: LMAO, ah, it was nothing, just a quick drift into town, lucky I was wearing my observant eyes...

    1) Like I say, if anyone's gott spit, they gotta spit properly... Here, like this...
    2) Yeah, last time I saw "spud" was in a nightclub. 'nuff said.
    3) LOL, yeah it was very kind of him. Shame he'd lost his marbles, I walked all the way back to the car before I realised... Grrr. LOL
    4) Yeah, I don't know what it is about those things, they're just so damn... I dunno, just plain WRONG.
    5) LMAO and oop-north an' all they do it, especially in Newcastle... Some people are too worried about image and not their wellbeing...
    6,7) Glad you're in agreement dear :)
    8) No. Boston, yes, but at least we were there...
    9, 10) Sweet :)
    11, 12) Yeah, I thought it was stale milk, you know?
    13) Haha. That reminds me... we must play tennis sometime my dear... :D

     

  • At Tue Nov 15, 07:06:00 PM, Blogger rebekah said…

    boo

    i bet this stupid thing didnt save my previous comment

    it was good too

    talked about how good i was at spitting and how i think lever taught noel to eat her boogers and my bob dylan tshirts

    im off to pout now

     

  • At Tue Nov 15, 07:15:00 PM, Blogger Lever said…

    Rebekah: Nah, I didna see it... nor on the email either. That's already happened to me once today too :(

    Euurgh - I didn't teach Noel to eat boogers, maybe someone at school taught her the delights of that maybe, I dunno. I don't even like the taste of 'em *shudders at thought*

    What were you saying about Bob Dylan t-shirts?

     

  • At Tue Nov 15, 07:20:00 PM, Blogger BeckyBumbleFuck said…

    *rubs hands together* oooo, YAY! I think I spy some background stories that I may try to glean from you. *huge grin*

    And honey, not all girls playing tennis go commando, BTW.

    And Rebekah, dear: *big kiss*

    P.S. To Lever: How do you *know* what boogers tast like? Dodgy.

     

  • At Tue Nov 15, 08:52:00 PM, Blogger Keeefer said…

    What a fun trip to town you had.
    Im a little puzzled though. Where was the smell of catfood coming from? had one been opened in the aisle or was the checkout girl feeding her pussy under the counter?





    I'll get my coat

     

  • At Tue Nov 15, 09:18:00 PM, Blogger Brom said…

    Lever mate, you think like me a lot of the time... this could be worrying, but I'm not!

    Cheers for the updated poster, for some reason it doesn't quite hit the spot!

    Keeefer... You're baaaaaad! ;-)

     

  • At Tue Nov 15, 10:24:00 PM, Blogger rebekah said…

    :: blushes :: ooh a kiss

    i like those

    um yeah lever how DO you know what a booger tastes like? see? you lying liar blaming it on poor defenseless babyschool mates tsk

    lol @ keef (as usual)

    hey brom thanks for never reading my blog anymore :(

    oh you mentioned something about t shirts and i was saying that i wear bob dylan t shirts and i'm not bob dylan :) so let the kid wear a NY shirt if'n he wants to :P you t shirt grinch ;)

     

  • At Wed Nov 16, 03:45:00 AM, Blogger Lever said…

    My BBFK: Background stories? Erm, OK. I'll quiz you on that one later, I think you've fallen asleep so I'll catch you in the morning :)

    So yeah, but I bet you'd look good in that gettup ;)

    Know what boogers taste like? Well, dear, if you didn't stick your nose in my mouth for a laugh when I try kiss you sometimes...

    Keeefer: Yeah, kinda fun for Farnborough... I guess it was "one of those days"...

    The smell was coming from... *hands Keeefer his coat...* LMAO dude, you and I are definitely gonna have to have beer sometime :)

    Brom-man: LOL that's cool Brom, "great minds" and all that :)

    Yeah, I know... old pairs... and if you look closely at the bottom... on second thoughts, nah, don't bother LOL

    Rebekah: I bet YOU know what boogers taste like, so don't play cute with me ;)

    Now, this t-shirt thing... You're saying you're not Bob Dylan so why wear a Bob Dylan shirt because you think it's OK? Well, in that case, think about this... should guys wear underwear with the name "Calvin Klein" on them? The last time I had a name on my underwear was when I was at school and having some other person's name on my pants meant I'd have been wearing some other kid's skiddies... now THAT is NOT a nice thought LOL

    What I'm saying is if you never been there or seen it don't wear it... much in the same way as wearing fake faded denim... if you haven't fallen off your skateboard then don't try to look like you have... I hate all that Abercrombie & Fitch fake faded shit and I chose not to go into A&F after your comments of so long ago... you said you rather catch fire than be seen dead in A&F or something like that so I totally laughed & refrained lest I did the same too LOL :p Ask Becky, she knows...

     

  • At Wed Nov 16, 09:56:00 PM, Blogger Keeefer said…

    Lever, Beer is always welcome. Next time im heading home (probably next xmas) we shall have to meet for a pint.....well i say pint but we may try for the gallon depending on the schedule. Of course by then you will have acquired an American family and no doubt be laden down with the lil lady climbing on your shoulders and the tons of baggage for the new born. BBFK will, I'm sure, be cradling the latest clan recruit whilst clutching her extended belly as number 3 squirms about. You will both look like you havent slept for a year and will probably not be talking due to some grouchy arguement in the car.......By then of course, my good lady wife will have had our first and probably be heavily pregnant too. We too will have rowed in the car on the way to the pub and will be barely talking. So the ladies will spend there time comparing 'bumps' and bemoaning men folk, whilst we begin to feel guilty about having a pint with the weight of adult responsibilty weighing heavily upon us.......I dont know about you but i need a beer just thinking about it ;)

     

  • At Thu Nov 17, 01:04:00 AM, Blogger Lever said…

    Keeefer: OK, Keeefer, you're on ;) They sell Adnams 'round the corner too, a nice little pub, The Crown & Cushion, next door to an old barn, The Mead Hall, which also happens to be... a pub!! And there's a cricket green just next door to that so it's a pretty mellow place, and all within walking distance of my pad :D Except it'll be Christmas, so no cricket.

    Haha, you've been lookin' the same crystal ball as me, turn it over and it says "Made in Hong Kong" right? And I already look like I aint slept in a year, which is cool, 'cos it's actually 2!

    So yeah, we can leave the girls to play the Xbox and go pretend to feel guilty dan the pub :) OK, I'm in need of a beer now too... so where's the online virtual bar...? Ah fuckin' 'ell... I just remembered where it is... it's here :) Just give it time to load, OK? And don't forget to type in KISS...

     

  • At Thu Nov 17, 01:21:00 AM, Blogger Lever said…

    and ASS

     

  • At Thu Nov 17, 01:22:00 AM, Blogger Lever said…

    and NAKED

     

  • At Thu Nov 17, 01:22:00 AM, Blogger Lever said…

    and BOOBS

     

  • At Thu Nov 17, 01:23:00 AM, Blogger Lever said…

    oh, and BEER

     

  • At Thu Nov 17, 09:00:00 AM, Blogger Dr. Sky said…

    Ahem.

    Angry. Angry young man.

    Boogers, or to give them their correct name, Bogeys, always taste better, I have found, from OTHER PEOPLES noses.

    I discovered this when in the tiny town of Clevedon, where every new years eve the entire population of the town congregate around The Clock Tower and The Large Christmas Tree and attempt to snog each other. Whilst participating in this bizarre annual ritual, I decided to conduct the Bogey Taste Experiment.

    You may choose to do the same.

    It works best on new years eve.

    First, reach out to someone as if moving in to give them a gentle new years kiss. Then, quick as a flash poke your finger up their nostril and have a quick dig around.

    (Not too vigorously; the brain is located near there, and we don't want any accidents.)

    Whilst they are still in a mild state of shock, taste the Bogey.

    I find the index finger suitable for most males, but you might want to use your pinkie for the ladies.

    Keep a handkercheif available for wiping your fingers...

    otherwise, the taste of the Bogeys may get muddled.

     

  • At Thu Nov 17, 09:24:00 AM, Blogger Lever said…

    Dr. Sky: LMAO. Well I do try and vent here rather than in the car, it's far safer for all concerned :D

    Ah, yes, Bogeys (sp pl: Bogies?) they are! These Americans have been slowly colonising my mind with their words, I'll tell you about herbs and oregano later ;)

    Euurgh! Other people's bogies? Oh, it's very possibly too early in the moring for that, I haven't even got a mug of tea to wash that down with LOL I think I'd have to be horrendously drunk to perform that experiment, but I'll keep ya posted :)

     

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