Lucy don't like my Cheese

We showed up at BBC TV's Studio 8 last night for the filming of the comedy show pilot for "That Mitchell & Webb Look"...
Who? David Mitchell. Robert Webb. You know, the guys who did "Peep Show" and "That Mitchell & Webb Sound" on Radio 4... Ah, never mind.
The stand-up comedy chick, Lucy Porter, kept the audience amused inbetween the filming and the VT runs though when she asked where we were from, Yours Truly shouted out "Farnborough"... to which she asked my name, age and what was my favourite cheese! She was impressed with the speed of my answer to the cheese question but admitted she didn't like my choice so we weren't gonna work out.
Oooh, put-down. Methinks she performed a swift psychological profiling, equated the rapid reply of "Gorgonzola" as the fromage du soiree for a potential heckler/psychopath and ditched me quicker than an anthrax inhaler. Last year at the Comedy Club, when Paul Merton wanted suggestions for the ad-libbing of a sketch, I shouted "doggy style" and they ran with it.
But no, she was funny and great with the less dangerous members of society, picking out Thor's beard, a bookshop manager and a lot of students from the audience for a bit of idle banter on the joys of living in Elephant & Castle, what the scientist Michael Farraday did and her hatred of "The DaVinci Code" and lack of passion for chart music.
So the show was good fun, it was interesting to see the filming and the sketches, especially the alcoholic snooker commentators ("ooh, that's a bad miss"), the caveman cop show, the reluctant German SS officer discussing the cons of having a skull for a regimental badge ("Well it's better than a rat's arse!") and the bizarre quiz show NumberWang!!
It'll be great if the series takes off on BBC2 sometime...
...though I wonder what would've happened if I'd not worn a bright red t-shirt and said "Port Salut" instead?


10 Comments:
At Sat Jan 28, 09:48:00 PM,
BeckyBumbleFuck said…
...yeah me, too....I wonder as well. What would have you done if she said, "oh, you're my kind of man...."
At Sat Jan 28, 11:37:00 PM,
Lever said…
My BBFK: Then I'd have phoned you so you could come down and buff her chin with your fist. I can just see you two fighting - you'd be cute :p
At Sun Jan 29, 12:14:00 AM,
DanProject76 said…
Hello. I am that bookshop manager you just mentioned...
"and that's Numberwang!"
At Sun Jan 29, 06:49:00 AM,
rebekah said…
there's nothing wrong with gorgonzola
or red shirts
she was obviously a silly cur
can i bite her?
At Sun Jan 29, 09:04:00 AM,
Lever said…
Dan Project 76: LMAO 76, 2...hundred, 200, 200, 200, 1, urm... 53 "that's NumberWang"... Hi Dan, cheers for popping by :) Now we know you're opposite that famous department store, do you stock subserive books for cash sales only? ;)
Rebekah: I know, except I don't know what Gorgonzola tatses like - I'm more of an Emmental man myself :) LOL
Of course you can bite her, we'll have to arrange you a visit to a show sometime (they're free BTW)
At Sun Jan 29, 11:17:00 AM,
DanProject76 said…
Subversive books?
The DaVinci Code is about as subversive as most high street bookshops get.
We do have some horrible porno books though. The dirty old men on their lunchbreaks are always reading them but never purchasing. Dirty!
At Sun Jan 29, 02:52:00 PM,
rebekah said…
ooh free
magic word with me
um eh cheddar's cool?
At Sun Jan 29, 10:45:00 PM,
Lever said…
Dan Project 76: Damn, was looking for copies of Catcher in the Rye, Mao's Little Red Book, you know, stuff I don't want the CIA to see in my Amazon wish list... did you just hear a clicking sound?
LMAO... I gotta admit... that's a personal bugbear of mine... when everyone hangs around the magazine section of the newsagents just reading but not buying...
Rebekah: LOL Free is good :)
Cheddar is VERY nice... farmhouse cheddar is nice & strong! And very English too. Though there is Scottish Cheddar too, don't forget that ;)
But French Cheese is particularly funky... my Camembert has a life of it's own... *cue Twilight Zone music...*
At Mon Jan 30, 05:52:00 PM,
Brom said…
I always choose my cheeses Caerphilly
Apologes, I think I did that quip a few blogs ago.. but incase you missed it...
At Mon Jan 30, 06:06:00 PM,
Lever said…
Brom: LOL
Cheeses! Gouda know you were gonna say something like that, aye Brom? ;)
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