If there was NO toilet roll...
...like, NONE AT ALL, not on the roll nor within easy reach nor even in the bathroom itself... what would YOU do?
Just a... err... hypothetical question :)
Just a... err... hypothetical question :)
Blue Skies thinking @ 2/04/2006 06:11:00 PM
13 Comments:
At Sat Feb 04, 07:19:00 PM,
rebekah said…
well
if you had someone else around or say a trained cat, i'd say holler til you got some help
and if such is not the case
a discardable towel i suppose would do in a pinch.
:D
At Sun Feb 05, 06:33:00 AM,
Lever said…
Rebekah: Hmmm... Well
a) there is nobody else around :(
b) the cats are not trained (they need to at least be able to clean their own butts before learning external duties) and
c) Bugger - what if the Jehova's witness or the octaganarian catch me with my pants down? And
d) there is NO disposable towel...
Still, just hypothetically speaking :)
At Sun Feb 05, 11:09:00 AM,
Brom said…
Toilet Roll!!!??
Ohhh, there's posh!
At Sun Feb 05, 01:46:00 PM,
Lever said…
Brom: I never could do that bus-ticket thing... ;)
At Sun Feb 05, 05:11:00 PM,
BeckyBumbleFuck said…
Honey, you better be wiping your ass over there. I'm just saying, Mr Hypothetical.
*ponders that the "Get-To-England" cause needs to be stepped up a notch.*
At Sun Feb 05, 06:01:00 PM,
Lever said…
My BBFK: Sweetie... I'd love to, butt... I'm justing asking incase it ever happened, you know, precautionary principle and all that... I mean, I wouldn't ever want it to happen like twice in a week, heaven forbid, 'cos just once is, I mean, *would* be enough... just sayin' ;)
*grins at the thought of you stepping up notches ;)*
At Mon Feb 06, 06:07:00 AM,
rebekah said…
heh well then i suppose dear lever you are SHIT out of luck
hahaha
i like this game!!
At Mon Feb 06, 10:52:00 AM,
Lever said…
Rebekah: LOL S'OK, I got roll in the end. I though at least ONE of you guys would have knocked on my door to lend me a hand. NO, not like that! Then if I'd had the ability to answer the door I'd have been able to crawl to the toilet roll stash...
At Mon Feb 06, 11:00:00 AM,
Jay said…
Oh gawd. Must this question really exist?
Poor BBFK. I may worry about Jason eating rancid meat if I'm not around, but I'm fairly comfortable that he will wipe his bum!
At Mon Feb 06, 12:53:00 PM,
Lever said…
Miss Jay: Yep :)
So you leave the bog roll within reach huh? Now THAT's an idea!
At Thu Feb 09, 06:35:00 AM,
Mummy/Crit said…
Well, I'm a girl, so there is _always_ toilet paper. I never finish a roll without replacing it, and always check before I get started, especially in the public dunnies
(D sez "I'm going to go and do a poo" and runs past, I say "have you got enough toilet paper?" he says "there are still ants in the toilet, but I'm killing them with the toilet brush")
At Thu Feb 09, 09:09:00 AM,
Lever said…
Mummy/Crit: LOL You girls are all SO efficient with bog roll duties. And talking of dunnies, I most go rescue my Dinkum Dunnies book from the loft... it's got loads of class dunny pics from all over the bush and stuff :)
LMAO D's a dude, but was there enough toilet paper? LOL
At Tue Feb 21, 01:43:00 AM,
searchingforMrDarcy said…
this has happened to me.
#1 - shake shake shake shake shake
but I have allergies and most of the time I have kleenix in my pockets so I don't have to shake.
#2 - don't go.
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