Every cheap hood strikes a bargain with the World

Monday.
18:15 hrs.
The phone rings...

Polite Asian Lady: "Hello, Can I have...?"

She hears the sounds of "Death or Glory" by The Clash blasting out of the sound system in the background.

Polite Asian Lady: "Is that a hotel?"

Obviously not.

Lever: (laughing) "No, but I've got a spare room you can have for a few nights"
Polite Asian Lady: "Er, no thank you."

End of conversation.

Right. Beer & Pizza for the football tonight, methinks.