Photo Freak

From last weeks local newspaper: Now, I know the poor little girl must be traumatized, but is there really some nonce around here that looks as freaky as this? What a weirdo! Look at the state of his hair - you could drive a herd of very small wildebeest through that centre-parting.

Anyways, if you see this freak then;

a) laugh
b) break his legs*
c) put the boot in just to make sure*
d) let the coppers know where you left him

* foreverblueskies.com and its cohorts take a responsible and upstanding attitude toward moral and social responsibilities and therefore do not condone the use of violence toward pervs and lowlife scum like this