Stripper

It's always nice to have some vocation you can fall back on.

After studying to be graphic dsigners all those years ago it's interesting to see who went that way and who didn't...

A is a graphic designer. He designs menus , posters, adverts etc. He really doesn't get paid much, which is a shame seeing that he's so damn good at it. I reckon he could be a landscape gardener or something, he's awfully good with plants...

E was a designer, last we heard, she was working for some London borough council.

J works for some big European IT company and says he works on websites, though being a GUI consultant and usability proponent is more common sense being milked for commercial purposes than design savvy.

J (aka Goat) moved to the U.S. and became a Quaker. He was too ugly to be a designer anyways.

S was, and still may be, a taxi driver.

R is a carpet fitter and he'll be 'round next week to do a job :)

So where does that leave me...?

Well, it's web design, devleopment, editorial, project management, consultancy & support all the way, though if one did fall from grace I'd make sure I got my electrical qualificiations rather than just work as a skivvy in the building trade.

So what's with being a Stripper huh?

Not me, folks, not me... :)

I'll leave that to the one and only Becky Bumblefuck who, aside from being one hot mother, my groovy lover and a talented writer to boot, has turned to stripping in her spare time...

Yes, ladies & gentlemen, my BBFK is a stripper!