Feel the Guilt
OK, sinners, time to repent, c'mon feel the guilt... instant karma's gonna get you. Cinnamon & sugary and softly spoken lies, you never know just how you look through other peoples' eyes.
About fixing the car, bending the bodywork back into shape, getting the damn thing started... it's OK, I did it myself... I'm no mechanic but I did all that myself, so don't worry about it, I'm not...
The proofs for lastMonday Tuesday that had to be printed for today... it's OK, you're off the hook, they're for next Monday now, so don't worry, I'm not pissed off... nor are the people I ordered it for pissed off... much. I'll just never be able to do business with them again, mate. Thanks.
My mail... stop sticking it back in the post you lazy swine, I only live 2 doors up the road... you could at least have the common courtesy to smile nicely and drop it through my door... you were all cinnamon & sugary when you bought my house and now you don't even say thankyou for your welcome card and your bottle of bubbly... well if there's one thing I hate more than fascists, it's sneaky, snidey, two-faced people...
Oh, and those tickets for the New Order gig... I'd better get them tomorrow after you turned away the delivery guy, you swine... I've been waiting months to see my childhood heroes again, so if you fuck this up for me (and 3x other people), I'll come 'round and... get my cat top beat up your rat-on-a-string...
That £700 you charged me for the camera... that I didn't receive... you know, the one that sat in a warehouse in France for a week before I cancelled the order... and then you sent it... Duh! I told you to stick it up your derriéres and, two months later, you've still got my money... MY MONEY, you hear that, Monsieurs? If you don't give me my dosh back then it's technically theft... and your name is mud on the Internet once I get my SEO cogs whirring, you useless bunch of Gallic twats...
And if I don't do anything about it, I just KNOW that your karma will get you, it ALWAYS does :) Like in 1991 when I was on my way out to dinner... and that car drove through a puddle and soaked me form head to toe... I remembered the vehicle... a metallic red Ford Fiesta, F40 MPG... I hunted for your car with housebrick-in-hand for months until I saw your motor all smashed-up in the forecourt of the workshop... Hahaha...
That's your karma, you fuckers, get some!
About fixing the car, bending the bodywork back into shape, getting the damn thing started... it's OK, I did it myself... I'm no mechanic but I did all that myself, so don't worry about it, I'm not...
The proofs for last
My mail... stop sticking it back in the post you lazy swine, I only live 2 doors up the road... you could at least have the common courtesy to smile nicely and drop it through my door... you were all cinnamon & sugary when you bought my house and now you don't even say thankyou for your welcome card and your bottle of bubbly... well if there's one thing I hate more than fascists, it's sneaky, snidey, two-faced people...
Oh, and those tickets for the New Order gig... I'd better get them tomorrow after you turned away the delivery guy, you swine... I've been waiting months to see my childhood heroes again, so if you fuck this up for me (and 3x other people), I'll come 'round and... get my cat top beat up your rat-on-a-string...
That £700 you charged me for the camera... that I didn't receive... you know, the one that sat in a warehouse in France for a week before I cancelled the order... and then you sent it... Duh! I told you to stick it up your derriéres and, two months later, you've still got my money... MY MONEY, you hear that, Monsieurs? If you don't give me my dosh back then it's technically theft... and your name is mud on the Internet once I get my SEO cogs whirring, you useless bunch of Gallic twats...
And if I don't do anything about it, I just KNOW that your karma will get you, it ALWAYS does :) Like in 1991 when I was on my way out to dinner... and that car drove through a puddle and soaked me form head to toe... I remembered the vehicle... a metallic red Ford Fiesta, F40 MPG... I hunted for your car with housebrick-in-hand for months until I saw your motor all smashed-up in the forecourt of the workshop... Hahaha...
That's your karma, you fuckers, get some!
Blue Skies thinking @ 10/16/2006 11:09:00 PM
6 Comments:
At Tue Oct 17, 03:53:00 AM,
Tawcan said…
The camera part sounds really crappy. Did you ever get your money back? If not what about the camera?
At Tue Oct 17, 09:28:00 AM,
Lever said…
Tawcan: I refused to pay for & receive the camera becuase it was SO late even though I desperately needed it (I missed taking pro photos at a week-long show because it arrived the day after the show finished!)... I'm hoping the guilt factor will lead to a revision in their service policy and play a part in a *serious* discount ;)
At Tue Oct 17, 04:36:00 PM,
rebekah said…
well it looks like i've got to sharpen some sticks and get to beating down the people that are driving you crazy. i mean, it's a dirty job, but i'm willing to do it. i will totally stab somebody for you. just let me know where they live and i'll do it. i'm not kidding. i will.
and then i'll tell becky to pinch your butt again so you'll feel better ;)
At Tue Oct 17, 07:13:00 PM,
Lever said…
Rebekah: OK, jobs yours =) Unless, of course, their karma gets them first, they could have all sorts of bother and *then* get pointy stick dessert :D
Hey, Becky... did you just pinch my butt?
At Wed Oct 18, 02:54:00 AM,
RahX said…
Dude blogshares says your blogger is active and a to buy property, mine says its on the decline and to sell.
I cried a little. Then I upgraded to the new beta blogger in hopes of some neat tools and found it screwed up my ability to post from my mobile. Fuck.
At Fri Oct 20, 01:17:00 AM,
Lever said…
RahX: Woah, dude, but your share price is $177 whereas mine is just $55... that's gotta count for something!
And new beta blogger...? Cheers for the heads up :) It looks like it does WordPress style categories too... at long bl**dy last! Sorry to hear you lost your moblog facility though dude, we never had it all over here :(
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