Ann Summers Party
So Becky says, about an hour before she's due to go out...
"I've been invited to a party tonight. Guess who by?"
I guessed straight away. And then I asked "Ann Summers party?"
"Yeah!" said Becky "How did you know?"
Well, what sort of party does a mother in this town go to at short notice on a Tuesday night?
I laughed and made quips about sex toys and the like. Becky shot me this look... So I let out one more belly laugh and responded
"No, it's like a Tupper party, you know... kitchenware and all that. So please, no more containers, we've got too many already. We do need a garlic press and a serving spoon though."
I dropped her off with a 20 quid note in her hand... I wonder what she'll come back with? LOL
"I've been invited to a party tonight. Guess who by?"I guessed straight away. And then I asked "Ann Summers party?"
"Yeah!" said Becky "How did you know?"
Well, what sort of party does a mother in this town go to at short notice on a Tuesday night?
I laughed and made quips about sex toys and the like. Becky shot me this look... So I let out one more belly laugh and responded
"No, it's like a Tupper party, you know... kitchenware and all that. So please, no more containers, we've got too many already. We do need a garlic press and a serving spoon though."
I dropped her off with a 20 quid note in her hand... I wonder what she'll come back with? LOL
Blue Skies thinking @ 3/13/2007 09:35:00 PM
6 Comments:
At Tue Mar 13, 10:53:00 PM,
BeckyBumbleFuck said…
Sorry Hon, no garlic press. Hmmmm....but gazing at your nice picture makes me want to go try out my new toy for some reason.... ;)
At Wed Mar 14, 12:18:00 PM,
Brom said…
I was going to make a quip about batteries...
Or Maybe a BeachBoys song....
but I'm not that kind of a guy...
I'll just buzz off.
At Wed Mar 14, 03:46:00 PM,
rebekah said…
:: turns red :: oh boy becky ... sheesh ...
... a garlic press would be nice though ... so would a panini press ...hm... that espresso machine, i'd just like to say, dear lever, is getting good use ... very good use ...
At Wed Mar 14, 09:24:00 PM,
Kat E said…
I hope she came back with a big double-fisted dildo. Oops, did I just say that?
At Thu Mar 15, 08:58:00 PM,
Monks said…
I find garlic presses too difficult to clean to be a part of my kitchen arsinal.
I crush the garlic with a chefs knife and then chop chop chop
At Fri Mar 16, 07:16:00 AM,
Lever said…
My BBFK: Bad girl :p
Brom: LOL
Rebekah: Yes, coffee... although I prefer tea...
Kat E: Yes you did... I'll tell you how many hits this site gets on that...
Monks: Yep, me too, spin the knife, crush the clove, top, tail, chop... the garlic press was just a ruse...
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