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Tuesday, June 26, 2007

Fighting Fire with Fire.

Know This...

gasIf your inability to control your sphincter muscles in the same office as me results in my sharing of your noxious odours, and air fresheners, the use of fans (even on cold days), plus various comments about needing fresh air etc. result in no preventative action on your half, then I will exercise my right to eat highly aromatic (aka stinky) curries in the same small workspace.

And if you don't like the smell from my vicinity then think yourself lucky - at least it didn't emanate from my anus.

Ah-fucking-soles.

Sermon over, now it's back to my chicken tikka and lettuce sandwich.

P.S. Is it me or is there an echo around here?

Blue Skies thinking @ 6/26/2007 11:26:00 AM  

8 Comments:

  • At Tue Jun 26, 02:23:00 PM, Blogger rebekah said…

    want me to stab the serial farter for you?

    tikka! tikka! i like that word. and lettuce.

    youre funny :)

     

  • At Tue Jun 26, 04:04:00 PM, Blogger Lever said…

    Rebekah: LMAO

    Cheers mate, but no... I won't get paid!

    Chicken Tikka, Chicken Tikka, Tikka Masala, Tikka Masala... come and have curry with us sometime :)

    Funny? Moi? Can be... ;)

     

  • At Thu Jun 28, 07:47:00 AM, Blogger Mummy/Crit said…

    You tell 'em Lever. I had curry for lunch today too, and chilli for dinner last night. The only thing about that is that it's a noxious combination as far as the farts go, so you totally could fight fire with fire there mate! D'Arcy is also farting like a dog _right now_. The beloved has decided that D'Arcy's new nick-name is 'stinky' instead of 'Blue'.

     

  • At Thu Jun 28, 12:34:00 PM, Blogger Lever said…

    Mummy/Crit: WooHoo, curry AND chilli for two meals in a row? Way to go girl :)

    LOL@D'Arcy... get him on his bike and he'll be Turbo Blue :) OK, well, Turbo Stinky ;)

     

  • At Sat Jun 30, 03:33:00 AM, Blogger BeckyBumbleFuck said…

    Oh, I think you should give the boss a full round of your gas capabilities. He doesn't even KNOW how considerate you've been until now...show 'em Hon! ;)

     

  • At Sat Jun 30, 07:29:00 AM, Blogger Lever said…

    My BBFK: LMAO Moi? Gas capabilities? What are you trying to say, darling? I seem to remember it was YOU who "dropped one" in the Microtel in Norwich, Connecticut that would have cleared a battlefield... ;)

    Wait a second, I'm just letting rip... last night's peppered steak & baked bean supper washed down with a few pints of T.E.A., Pride and E.S.B. and shaken up by a long walk home...

    Now THIS is what you're talking about, right? ;)

     

  • At Sat Jul 07, 04:48:00 PM, Blogger Monks said…

    lol. A post and bunch of comments about farting without even saying it! You guys are all talented linguists... how do you spell flatulence again?

    Think creatively Lever...you can also strategically place some lettuce around your office mates desk, that stuff smells so bad once it goes off. You can also wrap up all of your "to-go" sandwich containers with little bits of tomato and onion and leave them in your trashcan at work. Give it 3 hours and your entire office will stink. All this equals a perfectly justifiable reason for having a stinky office.

     

  • At Tue Jul 10, 07:24:00 AM, Blogger Lever said…

    Monks: LOL dude, dont you mean cunning linguists? :D

    Oh, and that's p-a-r-p :)

    LMAO, I have thought about the fish under the floorboards too, but that would honk out the off-ice downstairs too LOL but a few scraps of lettuce... hmm... cheers for your support dude :)

     

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