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Friday, September 21, 2007

The Great JAM conspiracy

Jam DonutBecky bought a big fat bag of JAM doughnuts, which she insisted were Jelly Doughnuts, but they weren't because the bag specifically said JAM on it.

Anyways, the point is that I had one "jam" doughnut on Wednesday with no JAM in it and a second one yesterday, again with NO JAM in it. That's two "jam" doughnuts with NO JAM. And no Jelly neither :p

Anyway, Jelly wobbles, Jam doesn't.

So for those of you who don't know me on Facebook, that's what's been happening, man.

Kick out the Jams!

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Blue Skies thinking @ 9/21/2007 08:41:00 AM  

9 Comments:

  • At Sat Sep 22, 10:30:00 PM, Blogger Monks said…

    That fruitless doughnuts (jam or jelly) looks like a whale. The tail is not in the picture (or you would see it) but I can clearly see its giant mouth and eyeball.

    Do you see it?

     

  • At Sun Sep 23, 05:13:00 AM, Anonymous Bulbboy said…

    ^ Monks has clearly lost it. Must be something in the water in Puerto Rico. ;)

    Had jamless jam doughnuts before. Was gonna send it to the firm, but after you've eaten half they would just say you've sucked out all the jam!

    Watch out, eat too many, and you will start to wobble like jelly.

     

  • At Sun Sep 23, 08:59:00 PM, Blogger Rederick said…

    Hee hee, the problem of two countries separated by the same language.

    Perhaps that should be langwich, to keep the food connection.

    ize/ise ;-)

     

  • At Mon Sep 24, 03:12:00 PM, Blogger rebekah said…

    well hell, that's just false advertising. and someone must pay!!!!

     

  • At Mon Sep 24, 08:39:00 PM, Blogger Val Travers said…

    Check for the jam hole next time (jam goes into a little hole in the doughnut, there will be like a little red scab somewhere, mmh).
    Anyhow hope you survived the Farnborough Tornado this morning, Lever.
    Cheers
    Val

     

  • At Tue Sep 25, 09:49:00 AM, Blogger Lever said…

    Monks: It does! I *was* gonna draw a face on it but you saw it anyways :)

    BulbBoy: LOL Dude, it's there, you gotta be able to see it!

    Yeah, might aswell pig the lot right? Mind you, I'd deffo get rotund if I ate a whole bag o' donuts!

    Rederick: Makes life such a laugh I find :)

    LOL@ langwich... that's like the word samwij, yeah?

    Rebekah: Yeah, you tell 'em kiddo ;) Put on your angry eyes and treat 'em mean... Grr! You got a warface, aint ya?

    Val: Check. Must remember to open the bag, every one if needs be and check their jamholes LOL

    Yeah, cheers Val, the tornado missed us :)

     

  • At Tue Sep 25, 10:04:00 AM, Blogger Mummy/Crit said…

    I've been following your jamless saga, and I feel your indignation. A good jam doughnut is a beauty to behold. You need compensation.

     

  • At Thu Sep 27, 03:37:00 AM, Blogger narthex said…

    how rude and inconsiderate not to 'jam' a 'jam donut' with jam. you have to give it to the yanks in this area...they know how to make a terribly good, overly sweet, rot your teeth and raise your cholesterol donut. :D

     

  • At Thu Oct 04, 03:33:00 AM, Anonymous Bulbboy said…

    You should have written this blog entry in doughnut.

    I just came across a font called doughnut.

     

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