West Ham 3 - 0 Middlesborough

I just want to say thanks to my top bird for taking me to Upton Park for my birthday.

We stayed in the West Ham hotel over Friday night, where we stayed when we first met nearly 3 years ago, and this time the car didn't disappear! She did a neat trick with some plates though...

Saturday's weather was particularly top notch, warm & sunny, so thanks to mother nature for that, and the 3-0 scoreline was a cracking birthday present too, so thanks to the Hammers for that result. Oh, and cheers to Middlesboro's Luke Young who scored a blinding own goal on our behalf :)

As for the traffic on the eastbound Barking Road, you can stick that in your pipe and smoke it, I hate traffic and I hate cities so next time we're taking the express route in and out of the east end of London.