Ann Summers Party
March 13th, 2007
So Becky says, about an hour before she’s due to go out…
“I’ve been invited to a party tonight. Guess who by?”
I guessed straight away. And then I asked “Ann Summers party?”
“Yeah!” said Becky “How did you know?”
Well, what sort of party does a mother in this town go to at short notice on a Tuesday night?
I laughed and made quips about sex toys and the like. Becky shot me this look… So I let out one more belly laugh and responded
“No, it’s like a Tupper party, you know… kitchenware and all that. So please, no more containers, we’ve got too many already. We do need a garlic press and a serving spoon though.”
I dropped her off with a 20 quid note in her hand… I wonder what she’ll come back with? LOL
Sorry Hon, no garlic press. Hmmmm….but gazing at your nice picture makes me want to go try out my new toy for some reason….
I was going to make a quip about batteries…
Or Maybe a BeachBoys song….
but I’m not that kind of a guy…
I’ll just buzz off.
:: turns red :: oh boy becky … sheesh …
… a garlic press would be nice though … so would a panini press …hm… that espresso machine, i’d just like to say, dear lever, is getting good use … very good use …
I hope she came back with a big double-fisted dildo. Oops, did I just say that?
I find garlic presses too difficult to clean to be a part of my kitchen arsinal.
I crush the garlic with a chefs knife and then chop chop chop
My BBFK: Bad girl :p
Brom: LOL
Rebekah: Yes, coffee… although I prefer tea…
Kat E: Yes you did… I’ll tell you how many hits this site gets on that…
Monks: Yep, me too, spin the knife, crush the clove, top, tail, chop… the garlic press was just a ruse…