Victoria Beckham looks like…
Ever since “Posh” Spice married David Beckham and shed the few remaining pounds she had that made her curvy and feminine, I’ve thought her to be a narcissistic stick, obsessed only with the shallow desires of celebrity status and the easy money that being so far up your own arse brings.
Take for instance the “wedding of the year” when they sold their pics to that epitome of superficiality, the gutter press photo magazine “Hello” with her and David sitting on thrones. Who do they think they are, royalty?
Then there’s the naming of their first child Brooklyn… I bet he was conceived in Peckham in London and if he was REALLY conceived in New York I bet they even got that wrong and it was actually Queens 
And Romeo… the poor bugger, what sort of dumbass calls their kid Romeo? OK, don’t answer that…
Well my point is that I still think David Beckham is thicker than two short planks but at least had the noodle to try out a dish with more meat on it and Victoria Beckham is just… well, a talentless waste of space, and being the hypocrite I can be at times I’m wasting my time & typing fingers on giving her name valuable webspace.
But this made me chuckle today… It’s now 2008, the National Year of Reading and the BBC bought to my attention the fact that apparently Victoria Beckham has never read a book. Well that figures. She’s dumb, vacuous and she’s never read a book but 10 out of 10 for making a career out of no talent and no intelligence.
But what really made me laugh in that BBC report was the photo, accredited to Getty Images – the stupid bint is obviously in pose mode, having tarted herself up with a trendy haircut and those stupid bugeye glasses that are all the rage amongst people who wear those stupidly huge glasses. And to top-off her look are the silly glossy lips (hey look, I spilled varnish on my pout) and bad skin (look at the lunar craters on her forehead due south of the mer de stupidity) but worse, much worse than this…
…she thinks she looks good and I think she looks like Andy Warhol.
