AWOL
March 6th, 2007
Been AWOL for a week 
- Becky got locked out of the house and used a coat hanger, an open window and a skinny little butt to get in
- A day later we ALL got locked out and my method for getting us and our hot stir fry dinner in the house involved using an electric drill, a jigsaw and a small child!
- I put Becky’s lovely new replacement Samsung E 900 mobile phone in the washing machine. The phone was full of water for 3 days!
- I drove Becky’s flying brick along the M3 the other night and it ran out of petrol. We walked a mile to the petrol station, got tipped-off by a passing RAC patrol that the police were hovering around our vehicle and likely to have it towed away. Then we queued, bought a fuel can, filled it up, queued, paid for our gas, walked a mile back to the car and were only an hour late to the pub!
- Once at the pub I said “wouldn’t it be funny if we were at the wrong place?”… we were. Seconds later I got a phone call from my friend saying we were supposed to be at the Jolly Farmer in Binstead not the Jolly Miller in Warnborough. Funnily enough both places had a skittle alley.
- Becky’s Samsung is, 3 days later, finally dry and charging up
- We go to see Trent Reznor tomorrow :p
- I need a cup of tea.