The Great JAM conspiracy
September 21st, 2007
Becky bought a big fat bag of JAM doughnuts, which she insisted were Jelly Doughnuts, but they weren’t because the bag specifically said JAM on it.
Anyways, the point is that I had one “jam” doughnut on Wednesday with no JAM in it and a second one yesterday, again with NO JAM in it. That’s two “jam” doughnuts with NO JAM. And no Jelly neither :p
Anyway, Jelly wobbles, Jam doesn’t.
So for those of you who don’t know me on Facebook, that’s what’s been happening, man.
Kick out the Jams!
That fruitless doughnuts (jam or jelly) looks like a whale. The tail is not in the picture (or you would see it) but I can clearly see its giant mouth and eyeball.
Do you see it?
^ Monks has clearly lost it. Must be something in the water in Puerto Rico.
Had jamless jam doughnuts before. Was gonna send it to the firm, but after you’ve eaten half they would just say you’ve sucked out all the jam!
Watch out, eat too many, and you will start to wobble like jelly.
Hee hee, the problem of two countries separated by the same language.
Perhaps that should be langwich, to keep the food connection.
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well hell, that’s just false advertising. and someone must pay!!!!
Check for the jam hole next time (jam goes into a little hole in the doughnut, there will be like a little red scab somewhere, mmh).
Anyhow hope you survived the Farnborough Tornado this morning, Lever.
Cheers
Val
Monks: It does! I *was* gonna draw a face on it but you saw it anyways
BulbBoy: LOL Dude, it’s there, you gotta be able to see it!
Yeah, might aswell pig the lot right? Mind you, I’d deffo get rotund if I ate a whole bag o’ donuts!
Rederick: Makes life such a laugh I find
LOL@ langwich… that’s like the word samwij, yeah?
Rebekah: Yeah, you tell ‘em kiddo
Put on your angry eyes and treat ‘em mean… Grr! You got a warface, aint ya?
Val: Check. Must remember to open the bag, every one if needs be and check their jamholes LOL
Yeah, cheers Val, the tornado missed us
I’ve been following your jamless saga, and I feel your indignation. A good jam doughnut is a beauty to behold. You need compensation.
how rude and inconsiderate not to ‘jam’ a ‘jam donut’ with jam. you have to give it to the yanks in this area…they know how to make a terribly good, overly sweet, rot your teeth and raise your cholesterol donut.
You should have written this blog entry in doughnut.
I just came across a font called doughnut.