Victoria Beckham looks like…
Ever since “Posh” Spice married David Beckham and shed the few remaining pounds she had that made her curvy and feminine, I’ve thought her to be a narcissistic stick, obsessed only with the shallow desires of celebrity status and the easy money that being so far up your own arse brings.
Take for instance the “wedding of the year” when they sold their pics to that epitome of superficiality, the gutter press photo magazine “Hello” with her and David sitting on thrones. Who do they think they are, royalty?
Then there’s the naming of their first child Brooklyn… I bet he was conceived in Peckham in London and if he was REALLY conceived in New York I bet they even got that wrong and it was actually Queens 
And Romeo… the poor bugger, what sort of dumbass calls their kid Romeo? OK, don’t answer that…
Well my point is that I still think David Beckham is thicker than two short planks but at least had the noodle to try out a dish with more meat on it and Victoria Beckham is just… well, a talentless waste of space, and being the hypocrite I can be at times I’m wasting my time & typing fingers on giving her name valuable webspace.
But this made me chuckle today… It’s now 2008, the National Year of Reading and the BBC bought to my attention the fact that apparently Victoria Beckham has never read a book. Well that figures. She’s dumb, vacuous and she’s never read a book but 10 out of 10 for making a career out of no talent and no intelligence.
But what really made me laugh in that BBC report was the photo, accredited to Getty Images – the stupid bint is obviously in pose mode, having tarted herself up with a trendy haircut and those stupid bugeye glasses that are all the rage amongst people who wear those stupidly huge glasses. And to top-off her look are the silly glossy lips (hey look, I spilled varnish on my pout) and bad skin (look at the lunar craters on her forehead due south of the mer de stupidity) but worse, much worse than this…
…she thinks she looks good and I think she looks like Andy Warhol.
hehehe. that seriously made me el-oh-el … she kinda does, doesn’t she ?
i think they’re all annoying … let’s revolt shall we? throw them all in dungeons and poke them with sharp sticks?
Rebekah: You know me, mate; I’m not into character assassination but the Beckhams do have phat targets on them and Stick Insect Spice is just annoyingly talentless…
I’m all for throwing them in the dungeons but she’d slip between the bars in an instant!
LOL
ohhh that’s right … damned skinny people, always foiling my devious plots against them …
hey speaking of cheez its, if you’d like me to send you a box of those annoying square crackers, i will. just say the word, man. i’ll do it …
Rebekah: LMAO
Hey Rebekah you’ve done enough for us already… maybe I should pack up a box of British goodies from here first and try not to succumb to the 40 oz bag of Reese’s minis that always seem to follow me home like stray puppies…
Wow! I never noticed that! She’s more like “Pock Spice” haha
Sooo funny and so true. Gave me a laugh. I think Andy even looks better. (BTW I live in Queens, NYC and love cheez its.)
They annoy me so much I’m not even going to comment.
tesco: LMFAO Pock Spice it is then. LOL
Annie Van Bergen: You took the words right outta my mouth… I thought Andy looked better too. How were your Xmas lights this year Annie? We were in Manhattan but couldn’t quite see them from where we were
Brom: Well don’t then :p LOL
Lever – thanks for stopping by. The lights shown brightly, but not that brightly, lol. I even used the photo as a christmas card. But, they burned out and I have to replace them. Quite an undertaking, but I’ll do it, and, I’ll even try and post more this year.
well bugger that. it didn’t save my comment … it was something along the lines of … i’d be willing to work out a trade for some white chocolate maltesers and those red currant puffy cookie things … but i’d feel like i was cheating if i traded you :: shudder :: cheez its for that good stuff …
ps tell becks i said hi
Lol great post.
She seriously need to gain some weight. She also needs to wear some good clothes instead of those super tight ones that make her look like a freaking skeleton.
Annie Van Bergen: Good job, that must have been an ace card
Aw to the lights out… might try and copy your style over here next Xmas 
Rebekah: Pah, darned tiknolojee… Once I crawl out of this pit I’ll go sniff out chocolate and say Hi to Becks
Tawcan: Cheers dude, and Happy New Year
Yeah, she doesn’t do herself any favours does she? Damn silly bint. She was in the papers yesterday making a tit of herself, darned if I can find the pictures of her royal twatiness though…
Still very annoyed by them, so no more comments!
Brom: LMAO. Yes. I can see that. And talking of which I must email you…